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I fuck the bitch in and out of her pussy, and we don't even know each other

What's the maid's uniform like — are you going to clean or are you going to fuck right away?

She came from a party and stood up — no one fucked her there, they'll fuck her at home

Gave a Valentine's card to a girl, and she gave it to her in the entryway

That's the kind of shopping a guy likes — with a blowjob and a fuck in the locker room

Grow Food ordered ads from porn bloggers and this is what came out

Didn't bring a condom? — No problem, H&M will help you anyway

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It's not our first date, so let's get right down to sex

My son came in my pants and I had to put them on so my father wouldn't burn

I love it when female students come for a retake — they give it to you in all the holes

A friend spotted me masturbating in the bathroom and was already embarrassed to say no

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Kisankanna knows what she wants — that's why she's asking for a huge dick for New Year's Eve

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Is your boyfriend a cuckold? So you shouldn't give him a photo by the tree, you should give him cheating

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